Off we go, on the old Frog and Toad with a friend called Jack and his semi-rimless round metal specs. He tells me they are a universal item appealing to any and all eyes in search of blue-light reduction with the option to magnify inspection gleaming a better insight into the written word.

Whatever Jack, sounds legit I guess. I'll take the silver metal pair with the clear tips if you promise to stop rambling. He continues, they are BPA-free and  fitted with a signature blue light lens technology which cuts  up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.