Gold

You really could live on lols, y'know? They are the water in our reusable bottles, the butter on our bread, the sun in our sky! So Lol Eater is here to bring you an inedible proposition to light up our faces while we all scroll and ROFL.

An oversized metal rim square with new spring hinge design in shiny, classic gold. Each pair is fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts  up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.

Fridges and fridges of the stuffÉ haggis. You knew you liked haggis so much?! Well, it is unique. Oblong-ish. Got some unexpected twists and turns. A lot like this gold metal rim frame, actually. The Fridges of Haggis a Bounty is the almost-aviator meets fashion-futurism you had no idea you would love the taste of! Available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in on the fine print combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology, to help you keep one eye mostly open and fixed on those photos of haggis you're scrolling on your phone each night. Bon appŽtit.

Ooph ain't she fine! A little on the lazier side but we can forgive that bc look at that sweet face. Slack Cutie's fine metal rim cuts a trapazoid-ish shape in polished gold and clear tips is as a subtle but directional piece. Available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in on the fine print combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology, to help you keep one eye mostly open and fixed on the screen sideways in bed.

Bothering Sights is your classic round metal frame in gold metal with cellophane clear tips, this guy is an any-gender wonder eyeglass with ready-to go magnifications and blue light lens options to alleviate up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices.

This unisex aviator frame will sit with any outfit update throughout your day. In polished gold metal with cellophane tips, hard crimes wants to lead you astray. 

Each pair is also fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts  up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.

Bored of the Flings is anything but a bore. A great unisex, pansex, ultrasex aviator with fine gold metal frame and clear tips. The adjustable nose pads allow a customised fit and the style is available in ready-to go magnifications and blue light lens options to alleviate up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices.

Off we go, on the old Frog and Toad with a friend called Jack and his semi-rimless round metal specs. He tells me they are a universal item appealing to any and all eyes in search of blue-light reduction with the option to magnify inspection gleaming a better insight into the written word.

Whatever Jack, sounds legit I guess. I'll take the gold metal pair with the black tips if you promise to stop rambling. He continues, they are BPA-free and  fitted with a signature blue light lens technology which cuts  up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.  

New undersized round metal style They Got Farther goes further and adds 12 IQ points per wear! JK. In polished light gold metal with thick rim profile and crystal lemon tips, each pair is fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts  up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.

A minimalist's dream, Lizard of Soz is the first rimless style in the collection, featuring hexagonal lens cutting and clean polished gold metal detailing.

Available with anti-blue light screen lens coating across all magnifications.